bjournal::juxtapoz

Here’s a summary of this xkcd journal storyline I posted before

Journal 4.

UPDATE- a new one was just posted on Friday:

Journal 5.

Brilliant

David Cross is pretty hilarious.

Ok, so I promise this will be the last Kansas link I’ll post for a while (with the exception of any Bill Self related links), but this is just too good: Hilary Declares Memphis National Champions. Reads like an Onion article.

An actual onion article about paper

Zero Punctiation. An Brit living in Australia mercilessly reviewing video games in a fast-paced, no-holds-barred fashion, with hilarious animations. I also happen to agree with him about the state of the industry. Hilarious even if you don’t like video games (I haven’t played a single one of the games he’s reviewed, for instance).

1. journal 1
2. journal 2
3. journal 3

So apparently, the jokes aren’t limited to the internet (though, that is where I found this one).

• Credit Card Shaving-bad guys find valid credit card combinations (at best there are 10^16 combinations…), then hand-craft their own cards that unsuspecting clerks key in by hand.
• Myths Concerning Hilary’s Chances-bad logic rules the day, then democrats cannibalize themselves.
• Flagrant Examples of Cheating- bad sports get creative, then get busted.
• 19 Upcoming Horror Movies- bad puns and bad grammar team up, then the moral degradation continues (really?).

• An excellent article about web standards (and standards in general, really) that everyone can read and understand.
• A hilarious video about making the first Mac probably not worth seven minutes, but definitely worth at least 2.5.
• Very punny
• 10 cool Star Wars videos. The George Lucas in Love one gets a little old after a while, but the real gem is the little girl explaining the movie. Kids are great.
• I said it before, and I’ll say it again, I love what cracked does. This time it is 6 Species that Aren’t Endangered Enough and 5 Pure Kick-ass Propaganda Movies which, of course, includes Red Dawn.
• Who wants to be Tiger Woods? I mean, one moment, you’re the winner of seven straight events and the best golfer in the world ever, and the next, you threaten to break the [expletive deleted] necks of people who take pictures in the middle of your downswing and you’re the best golfer in the world ever. Sounds rough (though secretly, I sympathize as much as my love for the second-best televised game- right after Jeopardy!- will allow).
• Lastly, I don’t have anything tadpole related, but I did see a video of a toad “hatching” baby toads. Apparently, they “shoot” out of holes in mamma toad’s back. It is highly disturbing, and I hope I never see that again.